Scientifically Proven Headlines About Cats and Guns

Five Surprising Ways Your Cat is Like a Gun

Ten Reasons Why You Should Adopt a Cat Instead of Buying a Gun, Number Six Will Shock You

Woman asks AITA for selling my husband's gun to fund  adopting another cat? Internet has resounding NTA in response.

Studies Show Smart People Adopt Multiple Cats, Not Guns

Looking to Increase Your Earning Potential? Adopt a Cat and Sell Your Guns!

All if those headlines are so much better than the fact that we're 198 days into 2022 and already at 300 mass shootings, and counting. Don't ya think?