Let's face it, I'm just here for the puns

Being able to say "you've cat to be kitten me right meow" several times a day is now part of my job. And if you're not jealous- I suggest you stop reading now. It's clear already that we can't be friends.

I've always loved puns and now I get to harass my family with them and they have to put up with it even more than when the only reason why was "we're family."  So, what are your favorite puns? Share in the comments with pride!